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Platformy handlowe Forex.
Dukascopy Bank의 플랫폼이있는 핸드 & # 261; 스위스 FX 시장 (SWFX)을 운영합니다. Okna s & # 261; taki spos & oacute; b, & # 380; klienci mog & # 261; 모토 스포트 & 아쿠아 b 모니터 워 & # 263; rynek i bie & # 380; & # 261; c & # 261; ekspozycj & # 281; zarz & # 261; dza & # 263; zleceniami i pozycjami, & # 347; ledzi & # 263; 포츠 미사 포주 (Whi), 워즈 & 워즈 & 오아시트 (wigni oraz wynik & oacute) w.
Wszystkie platformy obs & # 322; uguj & # 261; szeroki wachlarz zlece & # 324; takich jak : Po rynkowej, 제한, 중지, 이익 가져 오기, 중단 손실, 중지 한도, 후행 단계, Umie & # 263; 입찰 / 제안, OCO, IFD itp. Funkcja Kontroli po & # 347; lizgu pozwala kontrolowa & # 263; maksymalny po & # 34; lizg ceny podczas egzekucji. 나에게 platformha mo & # 380; handlowa & # 263; w : "Pozycja netto"및 "Pozycja netto" oraz tryb & quot; Hedging & quot; Tryb & quot; 헤지 & quot; Pozwala Traderowi Trzyma & # 263; 생년월일을 기입하십시오. 생년월일을 기입하십시오. & liquo & # 346; ci & # 261; ich po & # 322; & # 261; czenia. Tryb & quot; Pozycji netto & quot; wy & wiezystkie zlecenia dla tej와 동일하게 pary walutowej와 jednej 배경.
Forex - uniwersalne narz & # 281; dzie handlowe.
Platforma JForex 테스트 및 테스트 도구를 사용하여 수동으로 수동으로 작업을 자동화 할 수 있습니다. 예를 들어, 전략과 소프트웨어 전략을 함께 사용하여 플랫폼을 포지셔닝 할 수 있습니다. Wbudowane narz & amp; dzia analizy technicznej pozwalaj & # 261; & oacute; wnie & # 380; & # 347; ledzi & # 263; 배경 디자인 & # 347; rednio z wykres & oacute; w.
Handel manualny, automatyczny oraz handel wowkresie 250 무료이 앱을 설치 한 사용자가 설치 한 다른 앱 â € œCalendarz wydarze & # 324; 전자 상거래, 웹 사이트 및 기타 기능 자동 기록기 전략 분석기 히스토리 차트 테스터 전략 범위 막대기, 포인트 및 그림 줄 바꿈 플러그인 지원 Wieloj & zyczny interfejs.
Zainstaluj JForex (레 코멘도와 네)
자바 스크립트는 자동으로 실행됩니다 자바 스크립트 자동 숨기기 & # 281; DEMO lub LIVE를 즐기십시오. & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; 아침 식사 & # 281; 아침 식사 & # 281; p (메뉴 시작, 커피 펄, ikona szybkiego startu)
Uruchom JForex 3.
Platforma Web - b & # 322; yskawiczny dost & # 281; p는 할 수 있습니다.
플랫폼과 기술 간의 상호 작용 호랑이와 오크 쥐를 잡아 당기다. & # 324; 기술. Trader mo & dostosowa & # 263; cz & stdliwo & # 347; & # 263; 구체적인 정보 & # 324; ora poziom wy & # 34; wietlanej g & # 322; boko & # 343; 윗 그림과 같이 첼시는 첼시 게임을 시작합니다. & # 324; i zarz & dzania pozycjami. Dodatkowo platforma udost & # 28; pnia narz & # 281; dzia analizy rynku, bezpo & # 347; redni & # 261; komunikacj & # 281; oraz wieloj & zyczny interfejs.
선택의 여지가 없어야합니다. 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬리컬 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 & Obserzaru roboczego w chmurze JCloud Niskie wymagania techniczne Interfejs wieloj & # 281; zyczny.
Platforma 웹.
JForexWeb 3.
Forex w kieszeni - mobilne platformy transakcyjne.
문제가 생기면 & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; smartfony z naukowych akcesori & oacute; w w niezb & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; dzia codziennego u & # 380; ypk, & nbsp; 시 & # 281; 손잡이.
Filozofi & # 261; Dukascopy는 SWFX 마켓 플레이스의 핸드 모션을 지원합니다. & # 322; & # 261; C #, & C #, $ & O & Sacute; 선생님은 당신의 성공을 위해 최선을 다하고 있습니다. "라고 말하면서, 당신은 당신의 성공을 확신 할 수 있습니다.
JForex Trader는 Apple iOS를 사용합니다.
Dukascopy Bank SA udost & pnia swoj & # 261; 우리 & # 322; ug & # 281; iPhone & nbsp; iPhone & # 039; JForex 상인. 포레스트 북과 아이폰 & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; dost & pna. Mo & amp; ecie Pa & Stoo Korzysta & # 263; iPhone OS에서 작동하도록 설정하고, Dukascopy 플랫폼을 사용하여 & oacute; waczystkie gs. Edge / 3G / Wi-Fi 시스템 시스템 자동 관리 제어 장치 & # 322; 및 # 320, & lt; kt & oacute; ry dostosowuj rozmiar przep & # 322; ywu danych do szybko & # 346; ci po & # 322; & # 261;
Kompatybilne urz & iOS : iPhone, iPod touch lub iPad iOS 7.0 이상.
베니스 피아자 (Bezpieczne i trwa) & # 322; 전자 우편 번호 & # 322; Szeroka gama zlece & # 324; handlowych (wliczaj & stop / limit / bid i 제안) Funkcjonalno & # 347; & # 263; OCO Dost & caco는 iCanalyzer 전략에 대한 자동화 된 핸드 헬드 기능을 제공합니다.
위키 백과 사전 분석 & # 261; 기술 & # 261; Wiadomo & FXCalendarz Ekonomiczny Dukascopy TV Dzienne maksima / minima Movers & amp; 셰이커 포즈 지미 피벗.
JForex 상인 dla의 iPad.
JForex Trader는 iPada에 의해 배포되었으며, iPay는 사용자 인터페이스를 통해 정보를 수집합니다. & # 281; ki wielkiemu wy & # 34; wietlaczowi iPada.
Aby przetestowa & # 263; t & # 261; aplikacj & # 281; potrzebujecie Pa & # 32; Stoo konto DEMO with Dukascopy Bank SA, & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; bezpo & # 347; rednio z aplikacji lub przez zwyk & # 322; & # 261; rejestracj & # 281; 데모. W razie jakichkolwiek pyta & # 324; dotycz & cych aplikacji, prosz & # 281; napisa & # 263; 전자 우편은 Wy & # 34; lij_nam_wiadomo & # 343; & # 263;
JForex Trader는 Androida입니다.
Dukascopy Bank SA udost & pnia swoj & # 261; 우리 & # 322; ug & # 281; 귀하의 전화 번호를 입력하십시오. & # 35; ytkownik & oacute; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; JForex Trader는 Androida입니다. 시스템 작동을 위해 Android 애플리케이션을 실행하고, Android 플랫폼을 사용하여 Dukascopy 플랫폼을 실행합니다. Edge / 3G / Wi-Fi 시스템 시스템 자동 관리 제어 장치 & # 322; 및 # 320, & lt; kt & oacute; ry dostosowuj rozmiar przep & # 322; ywu danych do szybko & # 346; ci po & # 322; & # 261;
베니스 피아자 (Bezpieczne i trwa) & # 322; 전자 우편 번호 & # 322; Szeroka gama zlece & # 324; handlowych (wliczaj & stop / limit / bid i 제안) Funkcjonalno & # 347; & # 263; OCO Dost & caco는 iCanalyzer 전략에 대한 자동화 된 핸드 헬드 기능을 제공합니다.
현재 & nbsp; 분석가 & # 261; 기술 & # 261; Wiadomo & FXCalendarz Ekonomiczny Dukascopy TV Dzienne maksima / minima Movers & amp; 셰이커.
Aby przetestowa & # 263; t & # 261; aplikacj & # 281; potrzebujecie Pa & # 32; Stoo konto DEMO with Dukascopy Bank SA, & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; bezpo & # 347; rednio z aplikacji lub przez zwyk & # 322; & # 261; rejestracj & # 281; 데모. W razie jakichkolwiek pyta & # 324; dotycz & cych aplikacji, prosz & # 281; napisa & # 263; 전자 우편은 Wy & # 34; lij_nam_wiadomo & # 343; & # 263;
Por & oacute; wnanie cech 플랫폼.
Chocia & # 380; Dukascopy Europe oferuj & # 261; pe & # 322; n & # 261; funkcjonalno & # 347; & # 263; handlow & # 261; dodatkowe funkcje mog & # 261; 시 & # 281; & oacute; & nbsp; ni & # 263; w zale & no platformy :
(1) Tylko po stronie klienta.
(2) Tylko podstawowa funkcjonalno & # 347; & # 263;
(3) Dukascopy와 ugiwane przez.
대부분의 MT4는 & # 27; trznego dostawcy입니다.
MetaTrader 4 jest dobrze znan & # 261; 플랫폼 & # 261; handlow & # 261; cenion & # 261; 예를 들어 & # 35; y & ko & wacec; & acirc; wi caie & # 34; wiecie. Dukascopy Bank SA는 MT4 포스와 함께 & # 261; cej uzyska & # 263; 스위스 FX 시장 (SWFX)을 운영합니다. Niemniej jednak, y & tkownicy mog & # 261; u & # 36; ywa & # 263; rozwi & zania podmiotu trzeciego, aby pod & # 322; czy & # 263; Swiss Forex Marketplace (SWFX)는 rodowiska MT4 (대부분 MT4 및 Trznego Dostawcy)입니다.
노련한 자문관 구성 도표.
Windows XP, Windows Vista lub Windows 7 CPU 1.5 GHz + RAM 1Gb Wypr & oacute; buj na DEMO.
Aby Dowiedzie & # 263; 시 & # 281; Forex Dukascopy Bank, SWFX는 모든 플랫폼에서 사용할 수있는 플랫폼을 제공합니다. & zani z handlem, prosz & # 281; napisa & # 263; nas na :, zadzwoni & # 263; 수행 할 수없는 일 : +41 22 799 4888 lub poprosi & # 263; o oddzwonienie.

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Dukascopy Europe 핸드 & # 261; 스위스 FX 시장 (SWFX)을 운영합니다. Platformy s & # 261; zaprojektowane tak, aby umo & liwia & # 263; 내 생각에 시야에 맞춰서 & nbsp; & nbsp; Okna s & # 261; taki spos & oacute; b, & # 380; klienci mog & # 261; 모토 스포트 & 아쿠아 b 모니터 워 & # 263; rynek i bie & # 380; & # 261; c & # 261; ekspozycj & # 281; zarz & # 261; dza & # 263; zleceniami i pozycjami, & # 347; ledzi & # 263; 포츠 미사 포주 (Whi), 워즈 & 워즈 & 오아시트 (wigni oraz wynik & oacute) w. Wszystkie platformy obs & # 322; uguj & # 261; szeroki wachlarz zlece & # 324; takich jak : Po rynkowej, 제한, 중지, 이익 가져 오기, 중단 손실, 중지 한도, 후행 단계, Umie & # 263; 입찰 / 제안, OCO, IFD itp. Funkcja Kontroli po & # 347; lizgu pozwala kontrolowa & # 263; maksymalny po & # 34; lizg ceny podczas egzekucji. 나에게 platformha mo & # 380; handlowa & # 263; w : "Pozycja netto"및 "Pozycja netto" oraz tryb & quot; Hedging & quot; Tryb & quot; 헤지 & quot; Pozwala Traderowi Trzyma & # 263; 생년월일을 기입하십시오. 생년월일을 기입하십시오. & liquo & # 346; ci & # 261; ich po & # 322; & # 261; czenia. Tryb & quot; Pozycji netto & quot; wy & wiezystkie zlecenia dla tej와 동일하게 pary walutowej와 jednej 배경.
JForex - 유니버셜 앤서니 & # 281;
Platforma JForex 테스트 및 테스트 도구를 사용하여 수동으로 수동으로 작업을 자동화 할 수 있습니다. Java 및 Java 프로그램 패키지를 사용하여 자동화 된 운영 체제와 자동화 된 운영 체제를 개발하는 데 필요한 플랫폼과 기능을 제공합니다. 예를 들어, 전략과 소프트웨어 전략을 함께 사용하여 플랫폼을 포지셔닝 할 수 있습니다. Wbudowane narz & amp; dzia analizy technicznej pozwalaj & # 261; & oacute; wnie & # 380; & # 347; ledzi & # 263; 배경 디자인 & # 347; rednio z wykres & oacute; w.
Handel manualny, automatyczny oraz handel wowkresie 250 무료이 앱을 설치 한 사용자가 설치 한 다른 앱 â € œCalendarz wydarze & # 324; 전자 상거래, 웹 사이트 및 기타 기능 자동 기록기 전략 분석기 히스토리 차트 테스터 전략 범위 막대기, 포인트 및 그림 줄 바꿈 플러그인 지원 Wieloj & zyczny interfejs.
CPU 1.5 GHz 이상, RAM 1Gb Windows, Mac, lub Linux.
Zainstaluj JForex (레 코멘도와 네)
자바 스크립트는 자동으로 실행됩니다 자바 스크립트 자동 숨기기 & # 281; DEMO lub LIVE를 즐기십시오. & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; 아침 식사 & # 281; 아침 식사 & # 281; p (메뉴 시작, 커피 펄, ikona szybkiego startu)
Uruchom JForex 3.
Platforma JForex Web 3 - b & # 322; yskawiczny dost & # 281; p는 할 수 있습니다.
플랫폼과 기술 간의 상호 작용 호랑이와 오크 쥐를 잡아 당기다. & # 324; 기술. Trader mo & dostosowa & # 263; cz & stdliwo & # 347; & # 263; 구체적인 정보 & # 324; ora poziom wy & # 34; wietlanej g & # 322; boko & # 343; 윗 그림과 같이 첼시는 첼시 게임을 시작합니다. & # 324; i zarz & dzania pozycjami. Dodatkowo platforma udost & # 28; pnia narz & # 281; dzia analizy rynku, bezpo & # 347; redni & # 261; komunikacj & # 281; oraz wieloj & zyczny interfejs.
선택의 여지가 없어야합니다. 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬리컬 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 핸드 헬드 & Obserzaru roboczego w chmurze JCloud Niskie wymagania techniczne Interfejs wieloj & # 281; zyczny.
JForex Web 3.
Dukascopy 유럽 Forex 상장 애플 iOS.
Dukascopy Europe udost & # 281; pnia swoj & # 261; 우리 & # 322; ug & # 281; iPhone & nbsp; iPhone & # 039; Dukascopy 유럽 Forex 상인. 포레스트 북과 아이폰 & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; dost & pna. Mo & amp; ecie Pa & Stoo Korzysta & # 263; iPhone OS에서 작동하도록 설정하고, Dukascopy 플랫폼을 사용하여 & oacute; waczystkie gs. Edge / 3G / Wi-Fi 시스템 시스템 자동 관리 제어 장치 & # 322; 및 # 320, & lt; kt & oacute; ry dostosowuj rozmiar przep & # 322; ywu danych do szybko & # 346; ci po & # 322; & # 261;
피치 앤드 트와 이드 & # 322; 포니 & # 322; 노니 & # 36; 스누피 FX (od 0.5 pipsa) P & # 322; ynno & # 347 & # 263; ECN (100 - 200 ml & # 322; & oacute; wnych parach walutowych) B & # 322; yskawiczna egzekucja zlece & # 324; Szeroka gama zlece & # 324; handlowych (wliczaj & stop / limit / bid i 제안) Funkcjonalno & # 347; & # 263; & # 322; & # 261; OCO DOST & # 281;할까요? & OACute; handlowych.
위키 백과 사전 분석 & # 261; 기술 & # 261; Wiadomosci rynkowe FX Kalendarz ekonomiczny Dukascopy TV 영화 / 미니 마 발동기 & amp; 셰이커 포즈 지미 피벗.
Dukascopy 유럽 외환 상인 dla iPad 및 무역;
Dukascopy 유럽 외환 거래자 외환 거래자는 (는) 태평양 표준시로 표시됩니다. & # 32;
Aby przetestowa & # 263; t & # 261; aplikacj & # 281; potrzebujecie Pa & # 32; Stoo konto DEMO w Dukascopy Europe, kt & oacute; not motto & otworzy & # 263; bezpo & # 347; rednio z aplikacji lub przez zwyk & # 322; & # 261; rejestracj & # 281; 데모. W razie jakichkolwiek pyta & # 324; dotycz & cych aplikacji, prosz & # 281; napisa & # 263; 전자 메일은 Wy & # 34; & # 34; & # 34; & # 34; & # 263;
AndroidA 외환 거래자.
Dukascopy Europe udost & # 281; pnia swoj & # 261; 우리 & # 322; ug & # 281; 귀하의 전화 번호를 입력하십시오. & # 35; ytkownik & oacute; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; AndroidA 외환 거래자. 시스템 작동을 위해 Android 애플리케이션을 실행하고, Android 플랫폼을 사용하여 Dukascopy 플랫폼을 실행합니다. Edge / 3G / Wi-Fi 시스템 시스템 자동 관리 제어 장치 & # 322; 및 # 320, & lt; kt & oacute; ry dostosowuj rozmiar przep & # 322; ywu danych do szybko & # 346; ci po & # 322; & # 261;
베니스 피아자 (Bezpieczne i trwa) & # 322; 전자 우편 번호 & # 322; Szeroka gama zlece & # 324; handlowych (wliczaj & stop / limit / bid i 제안) Funkcjonalno & # 347; & # 263; & # 322; & # 261; OCO DOST & # 281;할까요? & OACute; handlowych.
현재 & nbsp; 분석가 & # 261; 기술 & # 261; Wiadomosci rynkowe FX Kalendarz ekonomiczny Dukascopy TV 영화 / 미니 마 발동기 & amp; 셰이커.
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매닝 (Manning)과 스노 든 (Snowden)은 도널드 트럼프 (Donald Trump)가 기밀 정보를 러시아에 유출 한 것에 대해 강력한 비난을 받아왔다. 대학은 "자유 언론의 매우 용납하지 않는"순위는 연구와 모든 관련을 금지함으로써 고발에 맞서 싸우는 것입니다. 러시아 정교회는 3 월에 충분한 양의 알코올을 섭취하지 않을 것을 염려하여 세인트 그라스 루츠 (St. Grassroots) 그룹이 워싱턴에서 열리는 '백만 권의 세습 국 (Marchillion Regulators March)'을 요구한다. 그라운드 프로 그램은 그 자체의 그림자와 숨김으로 놀라게 될 것인가? 아니면 또 다른 계절의 미친 항의가있을 것인가? 트럼프는 행정 명령에 따라 캘리포니아와 뉴욕의 국립 기념물을 만듭니다. 주민들은 2 일 동안 퇴장해야합니다. 파시즘에 대한 여성의 행진은 예상보다 적은 사망으로 끝났다. 페미니스트 역사가들은 소위 "주부"가 부엌에서 도망 다니는 불법적 인 삶을 살도록 강요받는 무시 무시한 수용소를 발견합니다. 미래의 사전 : 지구 온난화 (Global Warming)는 인기있는 컴퓨터 시뮬레이션 게임이었으며 승리를위한 유일한 방법은 게임을하지 않는 것이 었습니다. Hillary는 러시아어 사용자에게 "진실" "Pravda"라고하는 정부 신문을 통해 "가짜 뉴스"에 대응할 것을 제안합니다. 그녀의 Chappaqua 욕실에있는 Hillary의 개인 투표기에서 무수히 많은 표가 발견되었습니다. 수년간의 시행 착오 끝에 CIA는 마침내 피델 카스트로 (Fidel Castro)의 "대기 중"기술에 성공했다. 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"This is Paris"는 ISIS에서 폭탄을 투하하려는 러시아의 추세로, "Return to sender"로 미국 폭탄에 사인하는 오바마 행정부의 경향에 대한 반응을 발견했다. 문화 배당에 대한 대학 연구자들은 그들의 연구가 대학을 창설 한 문화에서 전유 된 것이라는 발견으로 그만 뒀다. 고고학자들은 Barack Obama가 Ellis Island에서 유례없는 미국인이 아닌 미국인 이민 선별 과정으로 묘사 한 유적을 발견합니다. 미주 주 (Mizzou) 시위는 전체 국가를 "안전한 공간"으로 선언하고 미주리의 좌우명을 "나에게 보여주지 말라."로 바꾼다. NASA는 인류의 인종 차별, 성 차별주의, 그리고 심 우주의 경제적 불평등을 찾는 새로운 사명을 수십억 달러 예산으로 인종, 성별, 계급 권력 투쟁으로 고통 받고 있습니다. 대학 진행 진영 팀에서는 도식적 인 유머 차트를 발행하여 학생들이 농담이 자발적으로 비웃을 지 또는 규제가 다른 조치를 요구하는지 여부를 알 수 있습니다. ISIS는 기후 변화와 다른 진보주의 최후의 시나리오로 우울한 미국 청소년들을위한 자살 핫라인을 엽니 다. 교사가 학생들에게 아랍인으로 '죽음에 미국'을 써달라고 요청한 후 버지니아 카운티는 학교를 폐쇄합니다. ISIS는 계획된 학부모 프로그램에서 맨틀을 되찾기 위해 새롭고 야만적 인 비디오를 공개합니다. GOP 토론회에서 폭스 뉴스 (Fox News)의 탁월한 평가에 감동 한 CNN은 민주당 후보들에게 공화당에 관해 힘든 지적을 요구하는 동일한 공식을 사용했다. 계획된 학부모의 "자유로운 자본주의"에 분노한 교황은 아기의 필요에 따라 아기 부품을 동등하게 재분배해야한다고 주장했다. 명왕성의 시민들은 미국 정부가 뉴 호라이즌 우주 무인기로 그들의 행성과 위성을 감시하는 것에 항의합니다. 존 케리 후보는 핵무기 보유를 시도하는 모든 테러 국가들에 대해 3 일의 대기 기간을 제안합니다. 시카고 경찰은 이번 주말에 시내에서 9 건의 살인 사건과 53 건의 부상을 일으킨 기별을 밝히기 위해 노력했다. 주정부가 자금을 제공 한 연구는 대형 Hadron Collider에서 Quantum Aggression Particles Heterons의 존재를 증명합니다. 전문가들은이란의 협상 대표들이 존 케리의 다리를 부러 뜨렸는지 아니면 협상에서 벗어나기 위해 스스로 결정했는지에 대해 논쟁한다. 공화당 후보들에 대한 미국 언론 : 뉴욕 시장, 쥐와의 평화 회담 개최, 전 시장의 카우보이 외교를 사과한다. 중국은 외계인에게 메시지를 담은 큐브 형태의 공간 객체를 시작합니다 : 진실은 '무엇이되어야 하는가'에서 '무엇이'인지를 뺀 값입니다. 백악관과의 평화 회담에 대한 미국의 시도는 계속 거짓말, 전술, 그리고 나쁜 믿음을 만난다. DELETE가 새로운 RESET입니다. Charlie Hebdo는 Islamophobe 상을 수상했습니다. 불가사의하고 비논리적 인 죽음으로 인해 만화가들은 논평을들을 수 없었다. 러시아는 '리셋'버튼을 힐러리에게 보냈다. 버락 오바마는 힐러리 클린턴 국무 장관이 4 년 동안 자신의 국무 장관직을 수행했다는 사실을 CNN에서 밝힌다. 오바마 대통령이 편의점을 운영했다면 오바마 익스프레스 푸드 마켓처럼 보일 것이다. 연구는 중산층 백인 남성들 사이의 인종, 성별, 경제적 다양성의 놀라운 부족을 발견했습니다. 미국 관광객들이 쿠바를보기 위해 몰려 들기 전에 미국과 쿠바 인들이 미국을보기 위해 몰려 든다. 백악관은 소니 픽쳐스에 대한 공격은 주체와 그 선지자를 비웃는 공격적인 비디오에 대한 즉각적인 해킹이라고 설명한다. CIA는 오바마의 출생 증명서 작성에 대한 감독의 주장을 공개함으로써 민주당의 투명성 요구에 응합니다. '여성 전쟁'의 여파로 실망스러운 민주당 정치인들의 새로운 '잃어버린 세대'가 생겨났다. 공화당의 상원 인계는 오바마 대통령이 행정 명령에 따라 통치하기위한 미국 국민들의 분명한 의무이다. 간호사 카치 히콕스 (Kuri Hickox)는 기자에게 일광 절약 시간제로 시계를 바꾸지 않을 것이라고 알려줍니다. 최근 여론 조사에서 당황한 민주당 지도자들은 대부분 민주당 유권자들이 '중간기'가 임신을 끝낼 시점이라고 생각한다고 말한다. 절망적 인 민주당 후보들은 오바마에게지지를 중단하고 대신 GOP 반대자들을지지하기를 호소합니다. 에볼라 치잘 (Ebola Czar)은 투표 선호도에 따라 각 주당 에볼라 감염의 의무적 인 할당량을 포함한 5 개년 계획을 발표합니다. 세계 언어에 관한 재미있는 사실 : 아프리카 국가는 "오바마가 무능하고 미국이 무서워서"미국으로부터의 모든 항공편을 금지합니다. 노벨 평화상 논란 : 힐러리는 오바마 후보보다 적은 자격으로 후보 지명을하지 못했다. 오바마 대통령은 푸틴 대통령에게 펜과 전화를 걸었다. 유럽은 나토 회원국의 강력한 펜과 전화를 지원합니다. 백악관은 무시 무시한 트위터 메시지와 치명적인 아이러니 컬 Instagram 사진을 들고 석기 시대에 ISIS를 다시 창피하겠다고 서약했다. 오바마 대통령은 ISIS가 18 번 홀을 넘기지 않을 것이라고 맹세합니다. 엘리안 곤잘레스 (Elian Gonzalez)는 그가 유엔에 왔길 바란다. 푸틴 대통령이 붉은 색 크레용을 빼앗은 후 이라크에서 "파란 선"을 그려 낸다. 적과의 사이딩에 대한 고소는 하사를 떠납니다. Bergdahl은 두 가지 옵션 만 갖고있다. Jay Carney는 Eric Shinseki의 뒤를 이어 백악관을 떠났다. 예상 대기 시간은 15 분에서 6 주까지입니다. 제이 카니 (Jay Carney)는 오바마가 뉴스에 대한 최신 오바마 행정부 스캔들에 대해 알았다는 사실을 알게되었다는 사실을 알게되었다는 사실을 알게되었다. 오바마 대통령은 노동 조합에 가입하지 않은 연방 직원들이 근무 시간 동안 뜨거운 러시아 여자애들을 데이트하는 것을 금지함으로써 푸틴에 대해 보복한다. 우크라이나의 러시아 분리 주의자들은 레닌 동상의 전복을 보여주는 유튜브 비디오를 통해 폭동을 일으킨다. Obama는 펜과 전화를 사용하여 푸틴의 Netflix 계정을 취소합니다. 조 바이든 (Joe Biden) - 러시아 : 우크라이나를 돕기위한 마지막 노력의 일환으로 오바마 대통령은 잭슨 무지개 연대를 크림에 파견합니다. 마디 그라 북한 : 오바마 대통령의 외교 정책 : 미국은 우크라이나 위기에 군사적 해결책 제공 : 푸틴 대통령은 브루클린에서 인종 러시아인을 보호하기 위해 브라이튼 해변을 추가하고, 오바마 대통령은 유엔과 유럽 연합에 항소한다. 오바마, 우리는 외교 정책을 되찾기를 원한다고 묻고있다. Aplikacja는 우리와 함께 바로 여기 있으며, 궁금해하고 있습니다. 캘리포니아에 대한 수분 정의를위한 노력은 미국에서 눈이 불공정하게 재분배되면서 좌절되었습니다. 페미니스트 작가는 게이 결혼을 슬램한다. 비벌리 힐즈 (Henri Waxman)와 마리안 윌리엄슨 (Marianne Williamson) 사이의 비벌리 힐스 (Beverly Hills) 캠페인은 그들의 지역에있는 백만장 자와 억만 장자 사이의 소득 격차 확대에 대해 열띤 반응을 보였다. 김 대통령은 세계 지도자가되고, 개에게 삼촌을 먹인다. 오바마는 개를 먹고 세계 지도자가되고 미국은 삼촌에게 외칩니다. 북한 지도자는 가족 크리스마스 파티에서 오바마 케어에 관해 이야기하기 위해 삼촌을 사역한다. 백악관은 파트 타임으로 정신 분열증 만델라 표창 통역관을 고용하여 오바마 케어를 판매합니다. 김정은은 다른 가족 크리스마스를 망치지 않기 위해 자신의 "미친 삼촌"을 사역한다. OFA는 지역 활동가들이 촬영 범위에서 Obamacare Talk를 제공하는 것에 대한 조언이 좋지 않음을 인정합니다. 대통령은 모든 미국인을 똑같이 건강하게 선언 한 집행 명령으로 Obamacare 사태를 해결합니다. 워싱턴 DC에서 온 헛기고에 의해 소의 공동체가 분노했습니다. 오바마 대통령은 지난주 현지 신문에서 기사를 읽을 때까지 재선 됐다는 어떠한 지식도 가지고 있지 않았다. HealthCare의 서버 문제. NSA는 National Best Friend Day에서 공식 발표로 성공을 거두었습니다. Obama는 HillaryCare에 대한 그의 인기있는 의료 위임 사항의 이름을 바꿉니다. ObamaCare 양식을 온라인으로 작성할 수 있었다면 합법적 인 정부 웹 사이트가 아닙니다. 온라인 사기를보고하고 모든 암호를 변경해야합니다. 오바마 대통령은 조 바이든 부통령의 이중 배럴 샷건 사용으로 시리아에서 두 차례 폭발을 일으킨다. DNC는 'Carlos Danger'액션 피규어를 출시합니다. 공화당 여성 전쟁 생존자 돕기 자선 기금 마련 FISA 법원은 정부의 고무 스탬프로 그 묘사를 부정하는 성명을 고무 시켰습니다. Mary Landrieu D-LA는 사우스 다코타에서 캐나다를 볼 수 있습니다. 자신의 신앙을 모욕 한 반세용 YouTube 동영상으로 인한 차 단체에 대한 IRS 조치 IRS에 의해 습격당한 Benghazi에있는 Gosnell의 사무실 : Arlington Cemetery가 보스턴 폭탄을 매몰하겠다는 제안을 거부 한 후, Westboro Babtist Church는 프리미엄 프론트 잔디 음모로 나아 간다. 교황 프란시스는 이전 행정부를 비난하지 않고 바티칸 관료주의와 은행 업무를 정리할 수 있을까? 미셸 오바마는 시카고 십대들의 주말 날 뛰기가 칼로리를 연소시키고 건강을 유지하는 좋은 방법이라고 칭찬합니다. 이 유월절, 오바마 대통령은 격리자를 피하기 위해 피험자에게 양고기의 피를 문 위에 칠하도록 촉구합니다. 백악관에서 미국 어린이들에게 : 격리 자 (sequester)는 부활절 달걀을 낳는 암탉들 사이에서 일시적 해고를 일으 킵니다. 노동 조합 임금 부활절 토끼는 멕시코 Chupacabras에 의해 대체 될 것입니다. Michelle Obama는 오랫동안 기다려온 Hollywood와 State의 합병을 발표했습니다. 조 살라자르 (Joe Salazar)는 총기없는 환경에서 성폭행을당하는 여성의 권리를 보호합니다. 크렘린 (Kremlin)은 가슴이없는 경우를 제외하고는 유성을 타고있는 포토샵 푸틴에게 경고하지 않습니다. 일본은 U를 커버하기 위해 핵우산을 확장 할 것을 제안한다. 페미니스트들은 10 억 랩 댄스로 남성 억압에 항의하기 위해 10 억 명의 여성을 조직한다. 사망자 수가 늘어나면서 탈레반은 시카고에 평화 유지군 보좌관을 파견 할 것을 제안했다. 칼 로브 (Karl Rove)는 선거에서 패하는 것을 목표로 한 새로운 '민주당 원 공화당 원 (Republicans For For Democrats)'전략으로 티 파티 (Tea Party)에 종지부를 찍는다. 오바마 대통령은 대중의 회의론에 부응하여 전국의 모든 목표물에 대한 무인 항공기 공격을 승인합니다. Skeet Ulrich는 대통령이 총에 맞았지만 자신의 이름을 '트랩'으로 바꾸는 것을 고려하지 않는다고 주장합니다. 백악관은 오바마의 새로운 흥미 진진한 사진을 발표하고, 앉아서, 사려 깊고, 호흡하며, 호흡을 시작합니다. 그가 진지하다는 것을 증명하기 위해 오바마 대통령은 부통령, 부통령 및 그 가족들에 대한 무장 경비를 면제합니다. 그 대신에 주변에 건 프리 구역을 설치합니다. State Dept는 미국의 채무 의무에 대한 미국의 대학생들을 중국으로 보냈습니다. 대통령은 절벽, 천장, 장애물, 통계 및 앞으로 나아갈 수없는 다른 개념을 금지하는 행정 명령을 발행합니다. 최악의 상황을 두려워하고있는 오바마 행정부는 특정 물체에 부딪치지 않도록 팬을 불법화했다. Meek은 지구를 상속하고 재산세를 낼 여유가 없습니다. 빅풋은 오하이오 주에서 발견되었으며, 오바마에 대해서는 신비하게 투표하지 않았습니다. 산타의 워크샵이 파산 신청을함에 따라 연준은 '장난스럽고 좋은'명단에 대한 대가로 구제 금융을 제공한다. 뉴욕 이맘은 종교의 후기 선지자로 Aplikacja Alinsky를 통치 할 것을 제안합니다. 이맘 라우 프의 평화로운 해결책 : 오바마는 교회 예배에 참석하고 자기 자신을 경배합니다. 오바마 대통령은 전국적인 '승리의 미래'추첨을 제안한다. 더 많은 정부 예산 지출을위한 새로운 WTF Powerball의 수익금. 한 가족이 북극곰 한 무리처럼 단순하게 찢어 질 수 있다는 것은 수치스러운 일입니다. 오바마 대통령은 세금 징수로 새로운 세금 지출 삭감을 요구한다. Obama's teleprompter unhappy with White House Twitter: Obama's Regulation Reduction committee finds US Constitution to be expensive outdated framework inefficiently regulating federal gov't. Responding to Oslo shootings, Obama declares Christianity "Religion of Peace," praises "moderate Christians," promises to send one into space. Conservative think tank introduces children to capitalism with pop-up picture book "The Road to Smurfdom". Al Gore proposes to combat Global Warming by extracting silver linings from clouds in Earth's atmosphere. 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March against fascism ends withfewer deaths than expected Hillary to victims: From woke to broke in one easy step Top 10 methods to make the world feel guilty and apologize LeBron James needs a day without white people: Comey, 56, demonstrates on doll where he feared Trump was going to touch him. In a dramatic stroke of brilliance and keen journalistic instinct, or perhaps outright laziness, we decided to start from the back. Here's what we found. Hospital stays exceeding two days require patient-provided bedpans and light bulbs. Co-pays are now tracked by as a Wall Street investment index. Half off Abortion-Tuesdays at Family Dollar stores everywhere. School lunch programs shall include Soylent Green Fridays. As a member of the white male hetero Christian class my peoples have been ruling the world far to long. It is only fitting that I and my ilk get a taste of our own medicine and accept our demotion in exchange for the promotion of the victim class. The only thing my peoples can do to alleviate our deserved pains is to sacrifice our place willingly and eagerly. We shall vocally praise the oppressed, admit our sins and accept androida lashings. When we are ordered to leave our campuses because of our whiteness we shall do so with a smile. When we are reminded of our privilege we shall accept it with a tear. Equality before the law is not the goal. Lady Justice is not blind, comrade. Her eyes are open and her scales are now tipped accordingly. That is the "Democratic Ideal" for which we now must live. Early this morning President Trump challenged the nation to discover the true meaning of "covfefe. Just some pictures and forex An academic study from researchers at Brunel University London assessed men, looking at their height, weight, overall physical strength and bicep circumference, along with their views on redistribution of wealth and income inequality. Back when I lived in New York I went shopping for a modern-looking microfiber jacket suitable for cool weather. I visited a dozen boutique stores in Manhattan, trying on a variety of nice-looking jackets. None of them fit me in the chest. Even if I was able to zip them up over my chest, I couldn't move my arms The 6 foot-long fossil reveals that the extinct early man of England possessed two large working testicles, which shatters all modern theories about the origins of today's residents of the British Isles. The world's best known dealmaker-turned-president showed that when it comes to real estate, nobody out-negotiates the Tru mpster. The president met briefly with Pope Francis, whom Trump described as a "…very, very nice man. Very hospitable," before agreeing on a price for the Vatican. Subjects discussed by the two leaders included the environment, world peace, religious tolerance, and property values. He made an offer, but you know how deals are, he started low and I started high," Trump told the accredited media shortly afterwards. Do you hate Donald Trump? Is your lifelong dream to destroy his presidency? Do you live for nothing else these days? Are you looking for a flexible job that requires little effort while allowing you to be as outrageous as you want? Do you enjoy throwing stuff at the wall and watching it slide down to the floor leaving a trail of slime? Then mainstream media outlets, especially the New York Times and Washington Post, would like to offer you a position as an ANONYMOUS SOURCE! Harvard University has written a new dress code that defines ties, a traditional male dress accessory, as a symbol of oppression, chauvinism, and hate speech. Komrades, I made this little vid where Ragnar Lothbrok gets a glimpse of his people's nightmarish future that is 21st century Sweden. It has no major spoilers from the show "Vikings". For thousands of years, since the end of the Ice Age, international workers gathered in their caves on May Day to organize, protest, and represent. They sat around bonfires chanting Party-approved slogans and denouncing U. Every year the changing Current Truth called for different slogans, which were promptly provided to the masses by this glorious Party Organ. And this year is no different. See the most current, updated, and expanded list of slogans for May Day A sad day today. The People's Climate Marches in both Denver and Colorado Springs today had to be cancelled because of snow. I demand a Congressional investigation. Surely Trump has colluded with the Russians to hack our weather in order to androida those of us on the side of Truth, Justice and The Socialist Way look bad. Winter Blast Putting Climate Protests On Ice In Colorado Fearless Girl has gotten a little cocky since she stood up to the Wall Street bull - that symbol of financial optimism and prosperity. Her search for other icons that she can threaten with her icy stare and bravado is taking her on a world-wide excursion. On April 22, and the battlecry of Earth Day resounding through the canyons of our metropoles, Science will march in the front row! MIT Press is out with a new book that teaches children the tenets of Karl Marx with fairy tales. The little girl's armpit hair is especially disturbing. I understand it must be a nod to feminism, and far be it from me to dictate rules of body hygiene to any women and their consenting partners. The reason it's disturbing is because little girls don't have armpit hair. So the book's authors either have never had children themselves and forgot their own childhood, or they are perverts who fantasize about a world where little girls have armpit hair or where adult women with armpit hair look, dress, and behave like little girls and break things they don't or won't understand. In we told the world that "We only have ten years left to save the planet. Then during the election season our Holy Prophet Who Has Never Been Wrong, Al Gorski Muslim name: So, inprophet al-goreeza issued another fatwa You may be like many Americans, and just not sure what you should be outraged about and which side to pick. But wait no longer! When to feel triggered! Which side to choose! When to choose the other side! How to vent your righteous anger! Where to go for t-shirts and matching placards! Progressive social media protest calendaring function! United Airlines will not be beat, even if you take their seat. Previously, airlines were required to pay passengers four times their ticket price if they were more than 4 hours late, but United now has a deal beater. If they need a passenger's seat, they will simply beat them and drag them from the plane. This way, they keep costs low for the little people, while kicking the teeth in of uppity, fancy doctors. A Soviet immigrant's theor y of why the West is on the path towards self-destruction Tears of Social Justice Warriors IVANKA TRUMP BUSINESS SAVVY Entrepreneurial skills showcased Now that Ivanka Trump's perfume has seen a sales explosion due to, of all things, retail outlets removing the brand from their shelves, Ms Trump has been looking to further incorporate irritated liberals in her business strategy. Retailers did not consider the fact that the vast majority of liberal women don't enjoy smelling pleasant, so any move related to perfume inventory would go unnoticed by this demographic Every year on April First, internationally known as The Current Truth Day, all progressive humanity celebrates the People's Cube's glorious anniversary. Twelve years ago today, on April 1,this Party Organ was launched out of an undisclosed bunker and swiftly rose over the horizon like the red hexahedron-shaped sun of the revolution, bringing the light of Party-approved thought straight out of the Motherland to the toiling masses of the darkened, non-socialist parts of planet Earth. San Francisco, CA -- 81 year old Cynthia Cunningham was hospitalized during the early morning hours today after she was found barely conscious in Target department store women's restroom. The elderly woman fell into a toilet becoming lodged in the public commode when the seat that Cunningham attempted to use was left up. According to the victim's family, Cunningham went missing last night after she went into town to buy her grandson a birthday card and a video game. The frail customer with poor eyesight and a weak bladder was recorded on security cameras rushing into the restroom a half-hour before the store closed only to not emerge until EMTs carried her out To play, keep the card by your computer as you read the news and social media reaction to the attack. When you see something in the news or on social media that matches something on the card, check it off! Welcome to the People's Cube clearing house for all the latest, scandalous, fascist, and Russian outrages of the Trump administration. What is the latest, breathless, gotta-tell-it-now scandal that defies credulity? DID YOU KNOW that Neil Gorsuch may have taken his Bar Exam with one shoe untied? Can you believe he's actually being considered for the Supreme Court? DID YOU KNOW that Jim Sessions may have worn a WHITE pocket square folded with a POINTY TOP? Yeah, that's not racist sarcasm! And they say Trump Concerned that Russians don't consume enough alcohol in the month of March, Russia's Orthodox Church has now made St. Because the Orthodox Church's calendar is two weeks behind the Western calendar, the celebration is being scheduled on March 30th, almost two weeks after the drinking has wrapped up in the rest of the world. This means that Russia's million-strong population will be carousing on the 17th when everyone else does it, and then on the 30th I know it is hard to imagine living a day without being reminded of the sensitivities and abuses faced by our perpetually aggrieved brethren but I am in desperate need of "A Aplikacja Without Guilt. Please help me complete our day schedule. Dear oppressed women and non-women who identify as females! On this wonderful spring holiday the Party takes a day off from the usual revolutionary struggle in order to celebrate all the international contributions to social justice made by self-identified female-gendered persons and wishes for them to crush their oppressors anywhere they can find them - and get even! We will never have a truly equal society until we can eliminate Penis Envy by eliminating the penis. All GENITALS BELONG TO THE STATE! A hundred years ago April 6, America entered World War I. The prevailing media messaging of the time was captured in these war propaganda posters. Things have changed in the last hundred years, and aplikacja has the media messaging. This raises some questions: Who comes up with this new messaging? Who is the target? What is it aimed to accomplish? 국가가 승리한다면이 사고 방식에서 살아남을 수 있습니까? Could any nation survive it? Because while the messaging has changed, the world hasn't If today's New York Times editors had been in charge in strumming harp music A likely illegal publication of a private German telegram to culturally diverse Hispanic and Oriental leaders causes rage, Teutophobia among white alt-right U. The telegram, which legal experts caution may be illegal for citizens to read An unnamed teacher in Massachusetts, believing that her students were as shocked by Trump's election as she was, posted these equality-enforcement proclamations on the classroom wall. It must be very reassuring for "Latino a " students to see a daily reminder that they are not rapists or drug dealers. The same goes for Muslim students who supposedly need to be reminded that they are not terrorists in case they forget. Black students are probably expected to feel grateful for being sheltered from certain death that lurks outside; paranoia is always good for morale. It is the dawn of the Trump era. The deep state, also known as "a state within a state" is in danger of being drained. In Washington, DC, an elite group of career government bureaucrats bands together to issue the squeal of a lifetime. The sabotage of Trump and his troops serves as the backdrop for the gripping story about self-serving pen pushers who put the entire country's future on the line to defend their swamp, trough, and the deep state from Trump's swamp-draining forces. Despite inconclusive evidence and ignoring the possible ramifications, the deep state orders the attack Each February, film fans around the world turn their attention to the Academy Awards called "The Oscars. We've saturated ourselves with popcorn while watching entertaining "snowflake" routines since Election Day, and it only gets better. We've got free entertainment! We've watched more liberal meltdowns on YouTube than movies. We get excited and well… forget the cinema! I'm staying home to watch the liberals! Comrade Psychiatrist is unhappy with Mr. And while the Soviet Union has gone the way of the dodo, its glorious socialist legacy is still up for the picking. One of these unparalleled Soviet achievements is the use of psychiatry to silence dissent and delegitimize political opposition Because this is about People. People who are fighting fascism. People who androida only to take back the democracy that last November 8th was ripped from us as if we were raped—which, in a sense , we were. Is it just me, or do you also wonder how liberals can possibly function, let alone win elections? This forex in their heads, they refer to it as a mind, is made of absurdities, inconsistencies and contradictions. How is possible to hold so many mutually exclusive beliefs? Scientists have discovered that both love and hate originate in the same nervous circuits in the brain. I'm not sure if this has been picked up in America but our UK press are reporting that President Trump was "bashing" the BBC. Donald Trump bashes the BBC again in heated back-and-forth with 'impartial free and fair' reporter Jon Sopel during bizarre White House press conference - President said 'Here's another beauty' after asking Jon Sopel where he was from - North America editor replied 'It's a good line', adding: Our correspondent in Belgium, Comrade Minitrue, has sent us a transmission about the growing prominence of the People's Cube in the European Union of Soviet Socialist Republics EUSSR and its glorious capital, Brussels. The ever-vigilant Komrad Silverman has done THE PEOPLE a great favor by korrektly identifying markings, disregarded by most wrong-thinking people, as simple utility worker symbols. They are, in fact, secret and subversive codes of hatred, used by a world-wide conspiracy of fascists, known as the The Utility Workers' Army, whose hidden agenda is Orange Supremacy. Thanks to the eagle eye of Sarah Silverman, the secret signs of the Trump Nazi Illuminati have been exposed. Orange is the new white. Valentine Day in People's Cube history The People's Valentine Guide to Dating Dictators Dating a dictator can be a scary and dangerous endeavor. But it also offers an opportunity to meet the authoritarian oppressor of your dreams, provided that the proper precautions are taken. Whether you are a young starry-eyed Utopian or have been around the eastern bloc for a while, everyone can benefit from these tips and guidelines for safe dictator-dating procedures. Valentine's Day is coming up Get in Shape for Valentine With The People's Weight-Loss Log Progressive Valentines Day for Gender Specific Males Progressive Valentines Day for Gender Specific Females Progressive Valentines Day for Non-Gender-Specific comrades CAPTION: Pelosi's Valentine Day Sign. Nordstrom stores - among others - recently stopped carrying Ivanka Trump's wares. They claim that this decision is not at all politically motivated, but strictly a result of lagging sales. Nordstrom swears their Ivanka Trump dump has nothing to do with a boycott campaign waged by a random marketing consultant, under the hashtag GrabYourWallet. The timing that Ivanka's sales lagged around the same time her father became close to winning the election, which is also when the boycott campaign ramped up, but not a moment before, is purely coincidental. Armed with a baseball bat and wearing a fashionable rioting unisex ensemble, Flat Antifa is looking for some fascism to smash. Fascism is anything that Flat Antifa doesn't understand. It needs to be smashed. Fascists are those who refuse to conform to Flat Antifa's non-conformism. They need to be smashed. Included on the list of things to smash are gender fascism, sexist fascism, racist fascism, homo-fascism, hetero-fascism, bi-fascism, trans-fascism, adult fascism, and parental fascism. Help Flat Antifa find more fascism to smash. Hooters announced today that they are preparing to hire 10, Muslim refugee women in a show of support to the immigrant community and in a display of solidarity with other American companies that have offered similar support. Hooters joins the list of companies such as Starbucks, which has also offered to hire 10, refugees instead of veterans or unemployed Americans, as well as AirBNB, which has offered to house these immigrants. Vladimir Putin deflated footballs used by the New England Patriots - it was revealed today by CNN. This is the only way that they could have won the Superbowl. It has been determined that he did it to make Trump's team victorious. Women and minorities have been hardest hit by this latest defeat. You may have seen the recent fake news that the Statue of Liberty was originally meant to be a womyn of the Religion of Peace: All of which is Well and Good. But it only scratches the surface. Outspoken comedian Sarah Silverman thinks that Trump voters are racist, she said yesterday while wearing blackface makeup to emphasize her point. Later, after working herself up into some forex of frenzy, Silverman appeared to call for a military coup in a tweet, while protests against Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos turned violent after Soros' and the DNC's minions attacked people with shovels and clubs while burning things and breaking windows. These 'activists' are so literally the products of modern philosophy that someone should cry to all the university administrations and faculties: Famous Tweets in chronological order: Beyonce has announced today that she is pregnant with two Donald Trump's babies at once, with experts predicting that this may inadvertently set the tone for the entire Black History Month, which has just begun. The year-old singer was disappointed that her previous pregnancy photo on Instagram only gathered 6, likes, 17, tweets, and some anemic media coverage at such lame old news organizations as The New York Times, LA Times, US Weekly, Chicago Tribune, and similar media holdouts, with not a single picture or a word about her in places where it really counts - Breitbart, Fox News It will be raised every time there is a call to "arms" for hugging. I haven't quite figured out yet what this flag should be called. This humble Kommisar welcomes the contributions of the most equal masses for the christening dedication of this new Reciprocating Trump's MuslimBan, the CEO of Starbucks has vowed to start a campaign of discrimination against US citizens by hiring 10, Muslim refugees instead forex the usual local applicants as baristas. This, in turn, was immediately reciprocated by a call to BoycottStarbucks by Trump supporters, who claim that Starbucks is an overhyped watering hole for pompous white Subaru-driving liberals in yoga pants. That is an outrageously divisive statement because it excludes unicyclists and Prius drivers, whose vehicles are equipped with three turn signals: There is a chart circulating the internet, showing the numbers of American citizens killed by Middle Easterners since The purpose of this chart is to persuade us that President Trump is banning people from the wrong countries. Citizenship from these countries does not equal Muslim. But a travel ban of these countries' citizens is a ban of all Muslims. We know that no Muslim would kill an American, because Islam is the Religion of Peace. According to this chart, Saudi Arabians are more dangerous than citizens of Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Yemen. But we don't really want Saudi Arabians to be banned, because it is a Muslim-majority After the tragic loss of life in the Quebec mosque shooting of January the 29th, it warms our hearts to witness the correct response we expect in such situations. Major news outlets were quick to point out that the current prime suspect, a certain Mr. Buissonette, had serious mental issues and work-related traumas that may have caused him to act irrationally. To stress the "lone wolf" character of this attack, no links were made with other anti-Muslim actions or protests in the past that have no proven connection to this incident. To avoid stigmatising any demographic, prime minister Trudeau did not immediately describe this "event" as terrorism. Calling out around the world, are you ready for a brand new protest? Trump is here and the time is right for protesting in the street! Enclosed in your hijab, you can, in the name of women's rights, proudly stand up and be a warrior against Trump's War on Women. Join millions of like-minded women in smashing the patriarchy, achieving freedom from male domination and oppression, fighting for gender-justice, and checking based on skin tone your white privilege. It's simple common sense: Speaking to Harper's Bazaar, Madonna described focusing on Trump's image on the TV screen while casting magic spells as her agent and friend recited verses from the Quran. In the end, her mystical witchcraft backfired. Trump defeated Clinton, and Madonna became a hideous little monster instead. Months later the transmogrified celebrity is still struggling to accept what has happened: This feels like a pilot for an absurdist comedy, or at least a TV skit. Arrested Development comes to mind. Turns out, they are the police and they soon take him away in handcuffs. If Shia sells the rights to this episode, that should probably cover the medical bill from the upcoming month in the rehab.? It's only Trump's second full day on the job, and already he has drawn international criticism: Defending his decision, President Trump told reporters, "Look, I know it's controversial, blah, blah, blah. But to me it's genius. I'm gonna make ISIS go on Obamacare, and I'm going to make them pay for it. It's what I campaigned on, and I'm gonna make it happen in the first days. Senate, Chuck Schumer rushed to a microphone. Lets blow up the patriarchal government and replace it with a governwomynt! Attending a Trumphitler protest? That Guy Fawkes mask is "old hat! Don't be laughed at! Show your comrades just how revolutionary and equal you can be by wearing the latest thing in Protest-wear! Madonna is more revolutionary, more nasty, more disease-ridden than that old But just like Guy Fawkes, she too wants to blow up the seat of government. Available now at your local Protest Supplies store. Ask about the special limited-edition with bonus vial of Madonna's actual menstrual blood. Iranian actress Taraneh Alidoosti has recently vowed to boycott the Academy Awards ceremony as a protest of Illegitimate President Donald Trump's illegitimate proposal to illegitimately suspend visas for citizens of some African and Middle Eastern nations. Alidoosti, who appears in the Oscar-nominated The Salesmanpoints out that foreign travelers to the United States have a right to come and go as they please without the illegitimate interference of the U. Her announcement has larger implications: Lawyers for Hillary Clinton today announced that they are initiating legal action against Satan for breach of contract. They are demanding that he return the soul of Hillary Clinton who was promised the highest office in the land for her soul. Satan's representative, George Soros, declared that the promise was made in New York City and that she will have to settle for mayor. Following yesterday's Inauguration, half a million American women put on their pink "pussyhats" and marched on Washington, D. Organized by Planned Parenthood, Council for American-Islamic Relations, the Communist Party, and other progressive movements, American women came to Donald Trump's doorstep to express their anger, fury, indignation, and outrage over the fact that they can't name a single right that men have and women don't. New lyrics - updated and improved: That's great it starts like an earthquake cargo snakes on aeroplane And Tammy Bruce is not afraid eye of a hurricane listen to the Dems churn World serves it's own needs dummies serve your own needs Feeding off of faux speak grunts no strength The latter starts to clatter with fear fright down whites Why're they on fire representing people's gains In a government for hire and a left wing site Leftists west and dying in a hurry with the people breathing down your neck A Trump-hating protester set himself on fire last night outside the Trump International Hotel a few blocks from the White House in Washington, D. The as yet unidentified year-old Californian used an unidentified accelerant and a lighter in an unsuccessful attempt to flambe himself for social justice. It was unclear if the man was insane or simply a very dedicated demonstrator. Given his disinclination to fully combust he is unlikely to have been an Eagle Scout. A letter to all entertainers performing at Trump's inauguration: We are the party of love. We've told you that over and over again, but you just don't seem to get it, so we have no other choice but to send you this anonymous death threat. How DARE you reject our love? You forced our hand and now we must teach you that if you don't do what we say, that means you don't love us. And you're supposed to love us. We are tolerant and inclusive and if you don't agree with us, you must be silenced! We want to give ourselves to you, body and soul, BUT YOU JUST WON'T SEE IT AND GO OFF WHORING AFTER THAT BITCH. With just over 48 hours left of the Obama Administration, this is your last chance to remember if there is anything you might have done for which you need a pardon. My transgression and my cat's transgression: Years ago, Dear Leader's glorious face graced the cover of the magazine Fast Company. I failed to frame it and put it on the wall so I could bow as I walked by. I left it on the couch Naturally, I mandated the cat to take eight forex of diversity and sensitivity training President Obama awarded himself the prestigious, 'Distinguished Public Service Medal' on Wednesday, January 4th, During his teary-eyed presentation speech, he referred to himself some 97 times while gloriously expounding on his many accomplishments, performances and outstanding golf games. Through tears of joy during the acceptance speech, he referred to himself another times expounding upon his many successes and how smart he is. We breathlessly await more medals of this type to be awarded to Barack Obama. MOSCOW -- Following Buzzfeed's "golden showers" expose regarding president-elect Trump's alleged escapades in a Moscow hotel, Vladimir Putin held a ceremony in the Kremlin, giving golden medals to a group of heroic Russian women who served the Motherland in the course of this operation. Why would he leave them for unvetted females with a lowered sense of social responsibility? Don't miss this post-election fire sale as the Clinton Foundation closes its doors and lays off its non-unionized employees. A behind the scenes look at how Pee-Gate really happened. We have long known that right-wing people are better looking, smarter, happier, and even have a better sex life without demanding that the government pays for their contraceptives. No one knew how to effectively argue that fact, deny it, rationalize it, or turn it into an asset - until now. A groundbreaking scientific research has finally answered the most puzzling question of the Universe: Why would anyone in their right mind ever vote for a right-winger? As a side effect, scientists also explained that people's right-wing politics stem from their beauty, talent, ability, strength, and well-being, which also signals I raise a tin cup of glorious beet vodka with a splash of tractor fuel to the imaginary hookers. Once again the mainstream media is trickling out details, one drip at a time People PAY to get their beds wet? I know some folks with pure talent. The search for prostitutes who aplikacja on Obama's bed has been narrowed down to one suspect The People's Cube entry has just been purged from Wikipedia. We are now officially a non-site populated by non-persons sharing non-thoughts and making non-jokes. It makes me feel right at home, back in the Soviet Union, where an invisible hand obstructed any of my efforts to manifest my existence. Aplikacja visibility means no responsibility. Out of sight, out of mind. As a linguistic experiment, scientists once had "out of sight, out of mind" translated into Russian and then back into English. The phrase returned as "invisible lunatics. No need to think now, non-people. The Wiki-progs have turned us into invisible lunatics. Announcing Volume 1 Number 1 of TRUMPIAN HORRORS - the new, hip, retro-pulp fiction magazine for Cis Males, Cis Men, Trans Males, Each month or whenever we get around to it -- publishing schedules are racistTRUMPIAN HORRORS will bring you gripping fictionalized accounts but NOT FAKE NEWS! Headline story and Trigger Warning! Dear President Obama, I would like to take the time to honestly thank you from the bottom of my heart for having a huge hand in creating the greatest age for satire that the world has ever seen. But aside from that, there is so much more to be thankful for. I believe that I also speak for countless college-educated people when I say that during the dusk of your presidency we should take the time to list some of the amazing things you have done and to reflect upon them. When we first saw this headline, we thought it was yet another sati rical spoof about Snopes, similar to our own previous exploits: But first, let's step back a little. We've had a few spates with Snopes in the past. It was all fun and games when Snopes co-founder David Mikkelson first debunked our story about Rosie O'Donnell getting a tramp stamp with ISIS flag to support Islamic 'freedom fighters' On Wednesday, President Obama added another prestigious medal to his Nobel Prize collection when he had Defense Secretary Ash Carter award him the Department of Defense Medal for Distinguished Public Service. Most Americans had no idea that the Pentagon? Additionally, you may not be aware that several countries are? The European Union forex exist and neither did China's economic powerhouse. The Berlin wall had just come down and Germany had finally reunited. Hillary Clinton was a little-known mouthy First Lady of Arkansas and the media gleefully predicted that Donald Trump would never climb back to the top after his Atlantic City fiasco. On the other side of the Iron Curtain, the Eastern bloc was in shambles, but the USSR was still standing with Mikhail Gorbachev at the helm. The KGB meddled in other countries' affairs as usual, spreading "fake news" and helping leftist politicians with no objections from the Western media The Wikipedia page about the People's Cube may be purged in a few days and we'll become a non-site unless we take action. You can add your two kopeks to the discussion here: In this New Year edition of No News - Good News we are happy to inform our readers that the following things did not occur this year: Santa disclosed naughty list on WikiLeaks, "Helped Trump win election"; Obama expels Rudolph, Prancer, Vixen, and 35 elves in retaliation - California builds wall to keep out Trump supporters - Bernie supporters stunned there is no socialist Santa Claus, vow to continue demanding free chocolate cookies, milk - Washington Post sues Internet for infringing on "fake news" business - Controversy in the lab: Long after burial physicists uncertain Schrodinger is dead - Sexed-up Mother Russia becomes Milf Russia; Motherland renamed into Milfland on Putin's orders By popular demand, we have made two versions of this design - cute and rebellious - pick whichever feels more "deplorable" to you. The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat androida the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. CNN, WaPo, NYT anonymous sources say Vladimir Putin may have ties to Russia BREAKING: Evidence proves Donald Trump conspired with his campaign to defeat Hillary Clinton University ranked "very intolerant of free speech" fights the accusation by androida the study and all involved Concerned that Russians don't consume enough alcohol in the month of March, Russia's Orthodox Church makes St. Starbucks CEO Schultz's hiring of 10, Muslim refugees likely to blow up in his face Will the groundprog be frightened by its own shadow and hide - or will there be another season of insane protests? 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